Rowdy Raccoon After Dark

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You've found the secret "Rowdy Raccoon After Dark" page. Here's a few dirtier pictures and secrets we just couldn't resist sharing!

Fourwheeling

That four wheeling story Bekah so desperately wanted secret? Okay, there really wasn't much to this story. Well.. not much clothes on during that four wheeling ride through the woods, that is ;)

Slushies

Love "slushies?" No worries! Tyler's jeep had the perfect secret compartment for keeping them safe

Piccolo the "Male" Friend, Pt 2

Nothing like that special day, when you first lose your V-card and run to tell your best friends what you did. Unless you're Tyler and your best friends were mere feet away, desperately trying to ignore the noises and just sleep through the whole thing.

"You're pretty, you should come with us" -Ty

Tyler really loves asians.. Especially when they're trying to save his life. (Unfortunately we only had a picture of the other pretty paramedic, not the one he was hitting on.)

I Thought I Smelled Bacon

So you want to hear about Tyler and all his cop stories. Which time? The time the cops pulled up on him.. uh.. exposed? Or the time they found him at a camping party with "non-alcoholic" beverages? Or how about the time he was secretly staying at a girl's house, left his jeep parked at the church next door, and was suspected of breaking in to it? Take your pick!

"You wanna make out?" -Ty

Ah high school. A time to experiment with alcohol, and maybe your sexuality.. Like when Ty drunkenly propositioned Forrest

"Slappa da bag" -Ty

A drunk raccoon having a hell of a time.

"Suck on eggs and eat bacon" -Ty

A story on how to succeed, from the adolescent mind of Tyler, as drunkenly narrated by our H.S. class president Evan

Congrats To Our Breast Friends!

A special thanks to Tittygram.com, our favorite place to order special boob-written love notes to each other!

That's all folks!

Hope we didn't make too big of asses out of them!